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updated: 08.15.17

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08.13.17, mighty, hi i want to finish my fucker life. send me video how to finish my life

08.08.17, Katie L., Clearwater, Florida, regarding: 7/3/17, For a Fourth of July gift I took my father shark fishing, it was about 11:30 at night. There was a girl who was standing at the top of the bridge just looking at the water, she seemed suspicious. My father walked up and asked her if she was ok, she said she was fine so my father said ok and walked away when we looked away to get our fishing poles out of the trunk she jumped we heard screaming and ran over to the bridge after that we just went home and cried Dad feels guilty he didn't save her before but he understands now it wasn't his fault (at the top of the bridge getting the fishing poles out? running over to the bridge? sounds fishier than fishing.)

07.09.16, yo mama, Pittsburgh, PA., (2015, couple, hit water, died), There was a green car. A man and woman who looked about 20 years old got out of their car. The man said quietly to his wife "I know have our thoughts 6 feet underground, but this is worth it." They held hands, said together before jumping, "This is for our sins." Then they jumped.

02.21.16, Emily, Minnesota, (11.09.08, male, hit rocks, died), regarding: The bridge in downtown Minneapolis, I just learned from my mom that he (he is my uncle) had post traumatic stress disorder from when he was in the war. He took meds but he had thoughts again and the nurse or whoever he talked on the phone with said that he is just gonna have to wait until his next doctor appointment and talk to the doctor about it so then a couple days later he jumped off if a bridge.

12.04.15, Erynne, Florida, (06.15.15, 9:30pm, male, hit water, died, body found), He was at a party, and he jokingly said that he was gonna jump off the Skyway bridge, but all his friends said he wouldn't so to prove them wrong he drove to the Skyway bridge and we haven't seen him sense. Well until June 17th when they recovered his body. They didn't contact any authorities because they didn't want any cops involved. The friends that said he wouldn't jump are the one's who found him when they got worried after not hearing from him or seeing him two days later.

12.01.15, Kelly K., sarasota, fl., this is not a picture or record of a jumper. This was a severe motorcycle and the man sitting on the side of the road in this picture is the man who is responsible for the accident. I was the victim on the motorcycle and myself and the driver of the motorcycle were rearended by that man who was driving at least 100 mph. (this was sent without a picture.)

10.12.15, Pink Guy, from: Frank's Apartment, regarding: Noise Complaints. Filthy Frank is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. He is anti-PC, anti-social, and anti-couth. He behaves and reacts excessively to everything expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of racism, misogyny, legalism, injustice, ignorance and other social blights. He also sets an example to show how easy it is in the social media for any zany material to gain traction/followings by simply sharing unsavoury opinions and joking about topics many find offensive.Yes, there is no denying that the show is terribly offensive, but this terrible offensiveness is a deliberate and unapologetic parody of the whole social media machine and a reflection of the human microcosm that that social media is. Filthy Frank is not racist because when he makes jokes he's not mocking any race but rather the institution of racism itself. He is able to joke about race because he is clearly comfortable discussing and addressing the racial stereotypes which exist and deserve to be made fun of.

09.22.06, Jessica, Daytona Beach, FL., OMG... another jumper! and here i am way up here on the other side of fla... u guys have all the fun.. with ur stipid little bridge.. and all the jumpers.. well... I DONT CARE! HMPH *pouting* u know what? over here in daytona we have old biker women with their asses hangin out and their titts hangin to the ground! so there! thats enough to kill anybody! a slow death.. u drank too much... u see a hot girl.. wearing skimpy clothes... u go back to her place... and next thing u know u wake up with a grinning granny!.. so u jump out the hotel window... and land in the pool... getting scared you try to dround urself.. but the fucken life guard saves you.. yuou run! but they are EVERYWHERE!!! U RUN ACROSS THE STREET INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.. A SEMI TRUCK PLOWS INTO YOU.. at 5 miles per hour.. dammit!!! u get rushed to the hospital... a broken finger... on the way to the hospital the ambulance flipps! YES!!! .NO... fuck! god fucken dammit!!! another ambulance comes.. ur on your way to the hospital... u pass out.. when you wake up.. u think.. its all a dream...u smile! and then... there she is!!! GRANNY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shes walking toward you... u quickly unhook ur IV and force the air into ur veins.. then you slowly slip away...you open you eyes.. its so bright and white... you did it.. u smile... its all over... then you hear a voice... calling your name .. you hear.. (input ur name here)... its time... (your name again).. you have a visitor... then you realize.. padded walls.. but..she cant get to u in here... wait.. she said i had a visitor? No ... NOOO.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! you ram ur head into the wall.. shit!! shes coming!.. they pull u out of your room... you break free and begin to run at the guards... they pull a gun.. BANG.. ur DEAD... but the person who was visiting you? that was Grannys son.. Granny passed away weeks ago.. and left half of her estate to ... (input ur name here)...
wow.. that was a loooong story.. lol.. can u tell i cant get on the computer much? so i go on and on and on.. like.. the energizer bitch! lol.. ok this should be good until next month;-)  
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