so you want to jump from the bridge, but think it's unfair they
charge you $1 toll to actually drive onto the bridge. imagine for a moment the
cost to your family as well as all us taxpayers for your asinine suicide plan.
if you still insist your selfish plan is costing you $1 more than you want to
pay, simply send proof (copy of death certificate, mental hospital admission
form, or police report) of your jump and you will receive a refund of the $1
toll. it's that simple. fill out the form and within a week or so, $1 will be
delivered to you.